My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
Why did the zombies get divorced? Their marriage was dead.
You know you’re not supposed to laugh, but that’s what makes these one-liners so good.
Stand down, dads. These silly one-liners are about to deliver mom-stop giggles.
What’s a vampire’s favorite kind of dog? A bloodhound.
What kind of music do zombies listen to? The Grateful Dead.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you don’t know who’s knocking!
Funny Halloween Jokes