Skip to content- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barry. Barry who? Barry nice to meet you.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida big lunch and now I’m full.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona car. Do you?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who?! Need a tissue?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Impatient duck. Impatient duck … QUACK!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cue is my favorite.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, bathtime is over.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Birds. Birds who? No, but owls do.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alison. Alison who? Alison Wonderland.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t tell a lot of knock-knock jokes.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel know when you open the door.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your coat on, it’s chilly out.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Weed. Weed who? Weed make a cute couple. Let’s go out!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Appeal. Appeal who? Appeal is what you find on a banana.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup in a tree, better get a ladder.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Genoa. Genoa who? Genoa good barber? I need a haircut.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hank. Hank who? Oh, you’re welcome!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little loan, I’m short on cash this month.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
