Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cranberries?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body want pumpkin pie?

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Argue. Argue who? Argue going to pass the gravy or what?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to sit at the kid’s table again?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody else want pie?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you to carve the turkey.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of food and now I’m stuffed.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I’m hungry!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best time of year.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to pass the gravy?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nap, I’m stuffed!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Sorry you’ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dessert.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s Thanksgiving.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much on Thanksgiving.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were hosting Thanksgiving this year.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tanks. Tanks who? Tanksgiving is here!

Thanksgiving jokes about turkey

• What does a limping turkey say? “Wobble, wobble.”
• What do you call a turkey on the run? Fast food.
• Did you hear about the turkey fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

• What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.
• What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite dance? The Turkey Trot.
• Why did the turkey become a percussionist? It already had the drumsticks.
• If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from? Poultries.

• What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving? “Moo.”
• Did you hear about the turkey who went to jail? It was arrested for fowl play.
• Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner? It was stuffed.
• Why did the turkey get detention? It used fowl language.
• Did you hear about the turkey prom? It was a Butterball.
• What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.

• How do turkeys cross the ocean? On a gravy boat.
• Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y.
• How do turkeys search the internet? They use Gobble.
• Why did the turkey cross the road? It was following the chicken.
• Why was the turkey expelled from the game? It committed a fowl.
• Why didn’t the chef season the turkey? There wasn’t enough thyme.

• How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train.
• What do turkeys use to serve wine? A gob-let.
• Did you hear about the turkey haunted house? It had a poultry-giest.
• How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey? Just one, but sometimes they don’t fit.