Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you don’t know who’s knocking!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Gesundheit.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Twig. Twig who? Twig or tweet.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl-ween is here! 101
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you has the candy?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Correct.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie people love Halloween.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo hoo, don’t make a ghost cry.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream at zombies.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep it down, you’ll wake the dead.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery scary ghost! Run!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? A zombie with a cold.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eddy. Eddy who? Eddy-body will do for a zombie.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen do you think Halloween will be here?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al go home after trick-or-treating.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood, blah!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean waiting for Halloween all year long.

Ghost Jokes for Halloween

• What do ghosts drink? Ghoul-aid.
• Why did the ghost go to a bar? It was looking for boo’s.
• What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? Boo-ts.
• Why don’t ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
• What kind of muffins do ghosts prefer? Boo-berry.
• Why did the ghost cross the road? He wanted to return from the other side.

• How do ghosts unlock doors? With spoo-keys.
• Did you hear about the ghost party? It was loud enough to wake the dead.
• Why don’t ghosts shower? It dampens their spirits.
• Where do ghosts shop? Boo-tiques.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite dinner? Spook-etti.
• Why did the ghost ride the elevator? To lift its spirit.
• How do ghosts apply for jobs? They fill out apparitions.

• Why don’t ghosts do standup comedy? They always get booed.
• What do ghosts use to style their hair? Scare-spray.
• How do ghosts predict the future? They check their horror-scope.
• What do ghosts wear if they can’t see? Spooktacles. – 110