- What kind of music do zombies listen to? The Grateful Dead.
- What do you call identical zombie twins? Dead ringers.
- Where do zombies live? On a dead end street.
- Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny.
- Did you hear about the zombie the lost the race? It came in dead last.
- What’s a zombie’s pick-up line? You’re drop-dead gorgeous.
- Did you hear about the zombie recital? The performance knocked ‘em dead.
- Why did the zombie get fired? It missed its dead-line.
- Where should you hide if you’re being chased by zombies? The living room.
- Did you hear about the zombie valedictorian? It was dead-icated to its studies.
- Why did everyone leave the zombie party? It wasn’t very lively.
- Why did the zombie lose the argument? It didn’t have a leg to stand on.
- Did you hear about the zombie who bought a new car? It cost an arm and a leg.
- What should you do if there’s a zombie attack? Play dead.
- Where do zombies swim? In the Dead Sea.
- Why did the zombie take a nap? It was dead on its feet.
- What kind of cars do zombies drive? Monster trucks.
- What do zombies order at the deli? Knuckle sandwich.
- Did you hear about the angry zombie? It got bent out of shape.